Top 10 Strangest Profile Header Messages

Online Dating Magazine -- Some people say a lot of strange and weird things in their profile headers. This is Online Dating Magazine's fifth installment of strange opening lines. These are headers that people have actually used on sites like Match.com, Date.com, and LavaLife in their quest to find love online...
And the winners of the fifth installment of the Top 10 Strangest Profile Header Messages are...
10) It says, 'I Choo-choo-choose You,' and there's a picture of a train!
9) Life is like a can of corn...
8) Fuzzy inside out
7) Did you buy that at the dollar store?
6) Just because you put wheels on my grandmother, does not make her a bus.
5) I feel you dancing in my chest!
4) Looking for the female version of yourself?
3) Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
2) I could drink a case of you... and still I'd be on my feet.
and the number one strangest profile header we found...
1) Are you wearing space pants, cuz your butt is outta this world!